My model town

no way

Information Fluency


Name of the town: Nova Prospekt

Company Name: Joaquin Phoenix’s Eggs and Toast Ltd.

Resources available: Eggs, Toast

Elements of the town: High in violent crime, bad air pollution, natural chimpanzee habitat, ‘River Gaming’, eggplants and wheat

Population: 234

Brief history: The local gang decided that it would be a great opportunity to take a break from international sock trafficking and to instead focus on exploiting the impoverished to create eggs and toast. They settled down in what would be present day Chicago.

Media Fluency


A. How was the ease of access in building the town, despite this being a very super basic software?

-This website sucks so damn much like jesus christ how do you work this without getting a stroke

B. Were you able to apply the skills you learned in the planning stages appropriately to a digital environment?

-What planning stage?

C. What were the sources you researched that made this an “authentic make-believe” town

-Couldn’t find any 😎

D. Is there other software online that could have done the job better?

-Literally anything else would be better. Pick and choose.

About Me

My Bio


My name is Kuba, and this is a blog I am forced to write. I want to finish this as soon as possible so I’m going to put in a bunch of filler. Some things that I need you to learn about me is that I hate this. Some words that describe me are but not limited to:
-Apathetic
-Fat
One of my stretches is finding any reason to do this assignment and/or trying to come up with filler that I can put in here.

My Favorite Website


There is no ‘Link’ block, so a paragraph will suffice. My favorite website is

https://www1.bmo.com/

Because every time I log onto it it reminds me how broke I am after preordering HITMAN III.

My Favorite Video


He should have eaten the crazy hamburger. What a shame.

My Favorite Image


There has been no file ever on my computer associated with the Incredibles. I have no idea why this is here.

My Favorite Quote


“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English Language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair” -Alexander Hamilton to Thomas Jefferson

I especially love this quote because this immediately races across my mind whenever I see that one kid named Joseph. I hated him.

References

My Favorite Website — https://www1.bmo.com/

My Favorite Video — [no citation]

My Favorite Image — [no citation]